A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
i don’t understand how studying works
do you just like look at a textbook or something
(via bieberinmypants69)
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
(Source: kelikooo, via bieberinmypants69)
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: its ok
